What is this madness?

Ohmigod. I'm posting from my laptop. I haven't done this in forever! I don't like it :( I wanna go back to my iPod but I'm too lazy. I usually don't use my laptop because it's so fricken screwed up. It's really old...and by really old I mean it's from like 2010. It's got a shit load of viruses and half of the keys are missing or sticky. I HATE it. I've been begging my mom for a new laptop for ages but she refuses...that bitch. I NEED it too! I can't get any schoolwork done and I'm always losing important things. I just....can someone please tell my mom she needs to be more responsible and get her child school related supplies? Ughhhhhhhhh. This is also a major reason why I can't update my Wattpad story when I'm on my laptop because there's always a ton of spelling errors. Alrighty, well I'm about to pass out soooo night! Oh wait, goodnight dirty Directioners! Hope you have lots of dirty dreams, such as this ;)

-LᎯɴί ✝

Melanie's Outfit ~Wattpad~

Melanie's Outfit ~Wattpad~ by mother-direction featuring kate spade

Print top
ebay.co.uk

Jack will
jackwills.com

Kate spade
neimanmarcus.com

STANCE New Castle Mix & Match Socks
tillys.com

Pop Tart colors :)

Pop Tart colors :) by mother-direction featuring glitter tops

VILA glitter top
$25 - vila.com

Jacket
modcloth.com

Cutoff shorts
etsy.com

Vans sneaker
$75 - thehut.com

Organic dairy
$36 - theiconic.com.au

Ray-Ban wayfarer sunglasses
ray-ban.com

Grammy's

Sooo you all probably all saw the Grammy's (hopefully).... If you did then you saw Taylor Swifts opening performance.... When she said "Call me back saying I still love you" in a British accent to mock Harry, I almost threw a frozen grape at the TV. That bitch has some nerve.... Uggggggggggg I dislike her with a passion... Any of you agree???

-κίρί✞

Meeting Harry

Alright so I always say that I'll meet Harry when Im like 18 and he's around 25 and I take a trip to London for my birthday. So Im out at a club or whatever and end up dancing with some totally random dude that happens to be Harry but I'm so drunk I don't realize. He complements my ass or something and we fuck in the bathroom. Well I ended up turning this into a fanfic and I was wondering if I should post it? Give me your opinion.

-LᎯɴί ✝

French fries At Lunch

Oh yeahhhhhh!

-Bરεε ♀

oH

I just had a tiny little wiener between my legs...GUYS I HAD SEX WITH HARRY!

-LᎯɴί ✝