What is this madness?

Ohmigod. I'm posting from my laptop. I haven't done this in forever! I don't like it :( I wanna go back to my iPod but I'm too lazy. I usually don't use my laptop because it's so fricken screwed up. It's really old...and by really old I mean it's from like 2010. It's got a shit load of viruses and half of the keys are missing or sticky. I HATE it. I've been begging my mom for a new laptop for ages but she refuses...that bitch. I NEED it too! I can't get any schoolwork done and I'm always losing important things. I just....can someone please tell my mom she needs to be more responsible and get her child school related supplies? Ughhhhhhhhh. This is also a major reason why I can't update my Wattpad story when I'm on my laptop because there's always a ton of spelling errors. Alrighty, well I'm about to pass out soooo night! Oh wait, goodnight dirty Directioners! Hope you have lots of dirty dreams, such as this ;)

-LᎯɴί ✝

Melanie's Outfit ~Wattpad~

Melanie's Outfit ~Wattpad~ by mother-direction featuring kate spade

Print top
ebay.co.uk

Jack will
jackwills.com

Kate spade
neimanmarcus.com

STANCE New Castle Mix & Match Socks
tillys.com

Pop Tart colors :)

Pop Tart colors :) by mother-direction featuring glitter tops

VILA glitter top
$25 - vila.com

Jacket
modcloth.com

Cutoff shorts
etsy.com

Vans sneaker
$75 - thehut.com

Organic dairy
$36 - theiconic.com.au

Ray-Ban wayfarer sunglasses
ray-ban.com

Grammy's

Sooo you all probably all saw the Grammy's (hopefully).... If you did then you saw Taylor Swifts opening performance.... When she said "Call me back saying I still love you" in a British accent to mock Harry, I almost threw a frozen grape at the TV. That bitch has some nerve.... Uggggggggggg I dislike her with a passion... Any of you agree???

-κίρί✞

Meeting Harry

Alright so I always say that I'll meet Harry when Im like 18 and he's around 25 and I take a trip to London for my birthday. So Im out at a club or whatever and end up dancing with some totally random dude that happens to be Harry but I'm so drunk I don't realize. He complements my ass or something and we fuck in the bathroom. Well I ended up turning this into a fanfic and I was wondering if I should post it? Give me your opinion.

-LᎯɴί ✝

French fries At Lunch

Oh yeahhhhhh!

-Bરεε ♀

oH

I just had a tiny little wiener between my legs...GUYS I HAD SEX WITH HARRY!

-LᎯɴί ✝

Movies....

Hey peoples!!! Nothing really exciting has happened in my life lately soo I don't have anything to say. Anyway I REALLY want to see Safe Haven! Like REALLY bad! I love romantic movies! I'm a gushy person when it comes to movies!!!
P.S This is me.... :/

-κίρί✞

Writing One Shots!

Im writing some one shots! I'm really excited and I've pulled some ideas from fanfics I've read and twisted them to fit my writing. Anyways, if you want any for yourself, just comment which boy, your name, and if you want it dirty or romantic or funny, whatever. Yep. Sooooo bye.

-LᎯɴί ✝

Happy Birthday Harry

You sit on the couch with Harry, snuggled up to his chest. You're watching The Breakfast Club, but he's watching you.
"A princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club." You whisper. Small tears form in your eyes. Ughhhhh.
You hear Harry chuckle as he watches you get emotional.
"Shutup. How can you not cry?" You ask.
"I am. I just don't blubber." He says. That's when you finally turn and look at him. You realise he is crying. There are tears in his eyes and he's smirking. You let a giggle escape your lips as you rub the tears from his eyes gently.
"It's your birthday! You're not supposed to cry! Stop it, Curly." You say, giving him a fake stern look.
He grabs your hand and gently moves it down to his perfectly shaped lips. His eyes are staring into yours as he kisses the tips of your fingers lightly.
"Thank you." He whispers.
"For what? We didn't do anything for your birthday. Just sat here." You reply, finally realising hat Harry's birthday probably sucked.
"No, it was perfect. I got to sit here with you and watch some of the best movies of all time all while pigging out. I' pretty sure this is one of the best birthdays I've ever had." He said, still holding your hand and squeezing it gently.
You grin widely, blushing at his sweetness.
"Happy 19th Harry." You say, reaching up and pecking him on the cheek.
"I love you." He says.
"I love you too babe." You assure.
Theres a moment of intense staring but it's not awkward, its comfortable.
"So what's the next movie?" He asks enthusiastically rubbing his hands together and smiling.
"Star Wars?" You ask giggling.
"Mmhmm I love you sooo much."

-LᎯɴί ✝

Child's Play 3

Me and Bree are watching one of the older Chucky movies! This is the first one she's ever seen. Lol I've seen this about a million times...

-LᎯɴί ✝

Burnin' Toe Hair

Bree's burning her toe hair off. She's burned herself twice

-LᎯɴί ✝

SNOW!!!!!!!!

This is a random pic of me with snow in my hair. I was visiting my northern family in Pittsburgh. This is when I actually look good.

-Bરεε ♀

Gorgeous? I think not.

Melani thinks this is gorgeous? Ugh no.... Btw i usaully look better but I am tired and have napy hair and my make up is smudged

-Bરεε ♀

Unibrowwwww

Hey ummmm i just drew a unibrow on Melani!!!!! Lol btw this is Bree im stayin at Lani's tonite........... Soooo luvs yous guys

-Bરεε ♀

Lots of Love and Boredom!!

Hello again its Mackenna!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAZZA!!!! Hope its an awesome one!! I'm playing a game with monkeys trying to pop balloons... Its very entertaining! I don't have much to say so please send in request for one shots or short fanfics! Siyanara (bye) till tomorra!!
-κίρί✞

El oh el

Lol. Mackenna and Emily are very very concentrated on their nearly blank screens. Haha Kipi's the one with the curly hair, and Emily's the one in the back, being delayed (our word for slow). Alright so that's almost all of us...now all that's left is Bree. She's GORGEOUS and I don't know why I hang out with her because her face destroys my self-esteem. Lol you might see a bunch of posts later. And there might be one coming up from Mackenna :P well yep. Byee

-LᎯɴί ✝

Oh

Im currently hiding in a bathroom stall #SWAGG ANNNDD there's somebody in here...cool.

-LᎯɴί ✝

CALESSICA

Ok so there are these two boys Caleb and Brad and they hang out ALL THE TIME. It's like they're dating. So, awhile back we gave Brad the girl name Jessica and yeah. Now we mixed Caleb with Jessica and it makes Calessica. They're like a legit couple. They're always denying it but lezbe honest, they're fucking. Anyways, they've been FIGHTING LATELY! Is Calessica breaking up?!? Find out next week! Or today...or tomorrow...actually you'll find out the next time I talk to abrad which could be whenever. K well BYE. This was just me being bored :P

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY!

It's Harry's 19th! Ugh he keeps getting older than me...but anyways, I'm so happy! It's my baby's birthday and I hope he has the time of his life! He's probably going out with the boys and I cannot wait for drunk pictures. El oh el. I'll probably write a bunch of imagines, dirty, romantic, funny, yeahhhhh. Bree's coming over so she can post and we can take pics :P Well I have to go to the bus sooo bye! Have a great 19th Harry! We love you! Lol he's not even going to read this hashtag swaggy

-LᎯɴί ✝

Goodnight <3

Goodnight Dirty Directioners! Im going to bed because I have to get up at 4 AM tomorrow. Bree's coming over to stay the night tomorrow so expect pictures and posts from both of us! Byeeeee! I will leave you with this gorgeous picture of Niall with sex hair ;) Lol he's all sweatyyy.

-LᎯɴί ✝

PITCH PERFECT

Heyyyyyy! So it's Melani...or Lani...or whatever you wanna call me. GUESS WHAT OMG IM WATCHING PITCH PERFECT HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY MOVIE GUYS. Anna Kendrick is my bitch. Lol anywayssss I just want to tell you, Bree and I are Harry girls, Kipi's a Niall girl, and Emily's a Zayn girl :P Just in case you ever wanna uh, write us some imagines...yeah. OMG LOOK FAT PATRICIA! Lol sorry #obsessed "You call yourself Fat Amy?" "Yeah so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back." HAHHAHAHAHAGAHHAFA. I just I... Imma go fangirl over the Treblemakers :P BYEEEEEEEE!

Sup!!

Hello fellow Earthlings! Its Mackenna!! Sooo me, Bree and Melani are in our last period class with the actual Wicked Witch of the South.... She gave the entire class we had before with her lunch detention!!!!!! She has to be on her monthly... UGGGGG SHE IS SOOO MEAN!! She's the reason I hid under the table yesterday. Soooo yep I REALLY want to write one shots or short fanfics soooo send them in! Like seriously NOW. Write your name, the guy you want it with and if you want it to be sad, happy etc... and press POST.... NOW! Soooo i guess this is goodbye..... Bye.

Haha...I laugh...

Hello Directioners that may or may not be dirty. This is Melani :P Im just posting because I'm bored. And I have to tell you that the other girls will only post at school. We use my iPod to post. Most of us don't have access to computers, iPods, or internet in general, either because our moms are really protective (Bree), or we've been in a lot of trouble lately (Me, Mackenna, and Emily). Sometimes I have access to blogging though so yep :) The others may come over some weekends or tell me to post something in their name. I know that nobody is probably reading this right now but if you are, can you please tell your friends? I promise we'll get funnier and MUCH MUCH dirtier. I actually have a dirty Harry fanfic one shot thingy on the way and preferences. So does Mackenna and Bree is into writing them as well. We'll take requests! So yep. Oh you know what, if you tell someone about this blog one of us will gladly write an imagine for you :) Just give us your name, the boy, and if you want it dirty or romantic or sad or emotional blah blah blah. So yeah I think that's all for now. We may present you with pictures tomorrow if we dont feel too crappy, so be ready. Bye Dirty Directioners!

Ps. I sound so stupid in this post...and needy...and carroty...ew dont look at me :(

Hello!

Hello Dirty Directioners!! I am one of the co-owners Mackenna! I'm the shy one! I'm also the most responsible of the group... Then theres Melani! She is the main owner of this blog! She's the smart one who came up with the idea of the blog! She is funny and is clumsy.... Then there is Emily. She is a hippy and kind of delayed....Hahaha And last but not least, there's Bree! She is NOT afraid to say what she thinks.... She is also very funny and random! Currently I'm hiding under a table to avoid the teacher....So until next time ... Stay dirty Directioners!!